Archive for July, 2011

Powerpoint Theme: Army Strong

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Some people have asked me to put this Powerpoint theme because thery were unable to find a simple yet professional looking theme.  So, I figured what they hey!?  You can download it by click on the “Army Strong Powerpoint Theme” link below.

Army Strong Powerpoint Theme

I forgot to mention.  There is also one other one I found interesting.  Please take a quick look at this one as well.  It is another well drawn Army theme.

American Soldiers Powerpoint Theme

 Please feel free to leave comments letting other know what you think of the above themes.  I take no credit in the creation of these slide templates.  I am just a dude that downloaded based on request and is redistributing them.  Have fun.

Doctor Cures Ahkmed

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

This was sent to me from one of my fellow co-workers. When I first read this, I laughed my ace off. So, in turn, I figured I would go ahead and put it on here so folks can read it and pass it on. Let me know what you think.

Ahkmed the Arab came to Canada from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”

The Doctor said… “You were homesick”.

 

Your Life In 5 Minutes and 33 Seconds

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

A very good friend of mine showed this video to me and I watched it. I watched this skit over and over again.  If you want to talk about reality with somebody, show them this video.  Personally, I am not a “Bible Thumper” as some would call.  I do not go to Church every Wednesday or Sunday and volunteer at your local Christian Soup Kitchen every chance I get.

When you watch the video below, do me this favor.  Be honest with yourself and see if you can relate this video to your life.  Then take this video and try to see the path of your best friend’s life.

Everybody wants to have the love of their life, have that job that brings in the money, looks forward to the weekend for the huge party out in the country, wants to be accepted by society, and some even comtemplate suicide.  This video brings to light some of the realities of life.  But notice, throughout the skit, Christ has never left his child.  He walks with and waits for them to ask for his help.

I really enjoyed this skit.  I have told a numerous amount of people about this video.  One suggested I put it on the site. Please leave your comments.  Tell me what you think.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyheJ480LYA

Print On Your Personal Checks

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011

Some people have wondered how to do this. You can take your own ole regular everyday personal check and send it through the printer. You can either use the a laser printer, ink jet, or for some of you old school folks, an impact printer.

I found that you can go to Google and use the search term, “Personal Check Template”.  It should yield a result from the famous Microsoft Office Templates site.  Go there and download that template.  You will want to give up a few of your personal check to ensure that the template is correct as far as it’s layout.

But, my friend! What happens if you have a personal check that has the little side attached.  See the image below, since photos in this case are an easier way to depict what on Earth I am talking about.

Personal Check Template Layout

All personal information was removed from the check for very obvious reasons.  This is a standard size personal check.  The same size as the one in the every day check book with or without duplicate copies.

Size with stub: L 9.25″ x H 2.75″
Size without stub: L 6″ x H 2.75″

When you have printed the check with the information you put in there, it should look something like the following.

Personal Check Template Printed

You are able to download this template from this site.  Just keep in mind, just as you see the picture above, the template only has the “Amount of Check” placed.  Please feel free to modify the template to fit your needs.  But for me, I only write a few check per month, so I don’t need all of the other information on there.

You can click here to download this template.  This template is for use with Microsoft Word 2007.  Please let me know what you think of this template.  It took me about an hour to get it completely fixed and fitted to the check.

Business Review: Absolute Auto

Friday, July 1st, 2011

This business review has moved to the following new location:

http://www.sonchipsreviews.info