Doctor Cures Ahkmed
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This was sent to me from one of my fellow co-workers. When I first read this, I laughed my ace off. So, in turn, I figured I would go ahead and put it on here so folks can read it and pass it on. Let me know what you think.
Ahkmed the Arab came to Canada from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”
The Doctor said… “You were homesick”.
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