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As we close the year out this holiday season, I would like to wish all of my SDATA and FACEBOOK Friends a Merry Christmas. Be safe while travelng to these distant locations so you can spend high quality time with friends and family that you maybe visiting.

Please take a moment to remember those that could not be home this holiday season.

In a week, it is going to be that time to party like it is 2012!

This is by far one of the funniest videos I have seen! How many times have you pulled up to the toolbooth and wanted to pay in pennies. Well, this guy did just that. Let’s take a look!

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read about something that dealt with other country’s economical process. I got this from somebody that posted it on Google+ and I am all about giving credit where credit is due. Thanks to you Mr. Sam A. from Techdust. Very informational and entertaining to say the least.

*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

So, a good friend of mine approached me and asked: “Where would you put the punctuation?” This gives really good insight on what a woman visualizes vs what a man would typically visualize! This is a must see!

Here is what she showed me on a piece of paper.

A woman without her man is nothing.

I’m the man right. So I did the most typical thing a woman would see a man do. I wrote this:

A woman, without her man, is nothing.

She yelled and claimed that I was wrong. Then she showed me this:

A woman: without her, man is nothing!

Yup. She got me!

I was told by a friend of mine about a band that was going viral on the grand ole YouTube network. So I did the only logical thing and checked it out for myself. I found out this band was actually part of the Air Force and the Soldier singing is AWESOME! I love the way she gets into the music. The band as a whole are great!

Become a fan: Air National Guard Sidewinder Band

Become a fan of SSGT Angie Thompson: Official Angie Thompson

Check out this video down below of the most requested hit they sing:

So, I typed in “car accident” into youtube the other day and I found this video embeded below! I thought for a minute that it was a cardboard cutout or something until the Officer actually touched the deer and it moved it’s head. As I watched this video, I was waiting for some sicko to have put in a clip where the deer gets SMEARED! But nothing like that happens. Take a quick minute and watch this little video. Eventually, the deer does come out of his trance and is rightfully returned to the wild! The deer and the Officer are unharmed.