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This is by far one of the funniest videos I have seen! How many times have you pulled up to the toolbooth and wanted to pay in pennies. Well, this guy did just that. Let’s take a look!

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read about something that dealt with other country’s economical process. I got this from somebody that posted it on Google+ and I am all about giving credit where credit is due. Thanks to you Mr. Sam A. from Techdust. Very informational and entertaining to say the least.

*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

So, a good friend of mine approached me and asked: “Where would you put the punctuation?” This gives really good insight on what a woman visualizes vs what a man would typically visualize! This is a must see!

Here is what she showed me on a piece of paper.

A woman without her man is nothing.

I’m the man right. So I did the most typical thing a woman would see a man do. I wrote this:

A woman, without her man, is nothing.

She yelled and claimed that I was wrong. Then she showed me this:

A woman: without her, man is nothing!

Yup. She got me!

I was surfing around on the Internet and on FaceBook, go figure, I found this pic that had been posted by some random person. I could not even tell you if it was a friend of mine or not. But anyways, after I read this, I knew I had to post this and see if anybody else got a kick from it.

I was emailed these pictures a few weeks ago and I am just now getting to them. What a shame! So I kept them on my computer and now I am putting them up here for all to enjoy! Please, send, email, forward, keep, print, push, shove, or any other method you can think of, to your friends and family members!

Please feel free to leave your comments to!

As my luck would have it. I am on my way in from the car to go into the Verizon store so I could pick up a case for my phone. Now let me remind you that the case for the Droid 3 are very new since they did not get released when the phone did several months ago.

I bought me a case, as I was on my way back into the store, what does retard do… YUP! You guessed it. I damn dropped my phone. I thought nothing of it. I have dropped my phone so many times and nothing happen… but my luck… after the store rep and a good friend saw me drop my phone… they both started laughing.

I casually picked up the phone and did the quick head check to see if anybody else noticed the do-do bird droppping his phone. Yup. They did and trust me, they were laughing right at me!

It was all funny. I gave him my phone and then he said, “Did you just do this?” I wasn’t really sure what he was talking about at first. Then he showed me. MY SCREEN WAS SHATTERED!

The good news, I have insurance on the phone. The bad news, the insurance plan has a $99 deductible to start the claim and get a new phone. What the hell? I will be posting the picture at some point.

Get this. After I dropped the phone and shattered the screen, the Verizon Rep actaully asked me, “Umm… do you still want this phone case?” After we were all laughing about it, I realized that there was nothing that we could do about the screen. So I told him that I would take my newly purchases phone protector screen.

I don’t know. Sometimes my luck sucks!