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As my luck would have it. I am on my way in from the car to go into the Verizon store so I could pick up a case for my phone. Now let me remind you that the case for the Droid 3 are very new since they did not get released when the phone did several months ago.

I bought me a case, as I was on my way back into the store, what does retard do… YUP! You guessed it. I damn dropped my phone. I thought nothing of it. I have dropped my phone so many times and nothing happen… but my luck… after the store rep and a good friend saw me drop my phone… they both started laughing.

I casually picked up the phone and did the quick head check to see if anybody else noticed the do-do bird droppping his phone. Yup. They did and trust me, they were laughing right at me!

It was all funny. I gave him my phone and then he said, “Did you just do this?” I wasn’t really sure what he was talking about at first. Then he showed me. MY SCREEN WAS SHATTERED!

The good news, I have insurance on the phone. The bad news, the insurance plan has a $99 deductible to start the claim and get a new phone. What the hell? I will be posting the picture at some point.

Get this. After I dropped the phone and shattered the screen, the Verizon Rep actaully asked me, “Umm… do you still want this phone case?” After we were all laughing about it, I realized that there was nothing that we could do about the screen. So I told him that I would take my newly purchases phone protector screen.

I don’t know. Sometimes my luck sucks!

I just pulled up to O’Reily’s Auto Parts in Springfield, OH when I noticed this charming elderly lady getting out of her car. I asked her, “Good afternoon Ma’am. How is your day going?”

She replied, “I am doing good. Thank you for asking.”

I held the door for her so she could enter the store and then I made my way to the car cleaning products. I was on the search for some dashboard cleaning supplies. It was not a second later when I heard one of the store clerks ask this elderly lady, “What do ya need?”

The next thing I heard was this elderly woman saying, “Excuse ME! I am a WOMAN and you DO NOT acknowledge a woman like that. That is something you say to a man. You would address a woman like this: “Good afternoon Ma’am. What can I help you with today?”

She was going ballistic on this store clerk. Then he started to laugh at her. I was annoyed at that. She didn’t give any care in the world. This AWESOME old lady gave it to him straight from home even after he started laughing. I was proud of her! At first, when I heard him say this, I thought he was talking to me. No big deal, at least I thought it wasn’t. Boy oh boy! This is a rough ride for him. After he realized that she was not joking, he cleaned up his act and helped her in a more professional manner.

Let this be a lesson for some of you out there. Some woman are big on the respect issue. Trust me. I learned something that day too. I learned that Some woman don’t ever loose that edge. I couldn’t imagine how she was in her younger years.

This was sent to me from one of my fellow co-workers. When I first read this, I laughed my ace off. So, in turn, I figured I would go ahead and put it on here so folks can read it and pass it on. Let me know what you think.

Ahkmed the Arab came to Canada from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”

The Doctor said… “You were homesick”.

I found this video on YouTube and I laughed for a while.  What a way to tell the truth to somebody!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

This is funny as hell.  I could see my mother doing this… if Facebook was around 15 years ago.  Anyways, ago is not the issue here.  What is the issue you ask?  Read the picture below… This is true a mom with skills!

This is a picture that was sent to me that I found so damn amusing… You HAVE got to read this one for yourself.  Some people I have forwarded this too already put it on facebook.  So if you have already seen this, I apologize.  But what the hey!  It is worth reading again and again…  Check it out!

Assailant Suffers Injuries From Fall

This picture was sent to me today and I found it extremely hilarious.  You will see why in a second.  Check out the picture below: