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This is somewhat a dirty joking way of looking at how snow relates to things in life. This message was sent to me through text messaging. I am warning you, if you do not appreciate a little dirty joke every now and then, you should probably not read the following text. If you do however, enjoy the everyday, I mean occasional dirty text, then please continue reading. Here it goes:

Snow is like a cock, it’s measured in inches, soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it, and it never gets as deep as you’d like it. Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you don’t slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you! Be careful this winter!

I know that this commercial has probably been around the earth three times, but it is well worth the attachment to this wonderful blog!  Anyways, check it out… Be sure you watch the car very closely!  You are going to have to turn urn your speakers up because the sound in the video is a little low.  Enjoy the commercial!

I had received a MMS message ysterday and this is what I got!  Funny as hell!  The hell of it is, is that I know some people would really use this.  It can actually be somewhat disturbing when you think about it.

But without further a due.  Here is the message below:

12. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
11. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
10. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in
09. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out
08. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
07. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole
06. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away
05. I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
04. I can’t find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
03. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
02. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep Til afternoon

And the best for last…

01. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up!

I thought that some of these were cute.  Tell me what you think!  I would love to hear the comments.

I got an email the other day with these pictures that were taken from the perfect angle.  I thought it was quite amusing.  Tell me what you think.